Setting: Our house…getting ready for bed…kids are already asleep….all three of them…I’m wearing leggings and a cami…
Linz: “My stomach isn’t looking too bad. I mean, Sidney’s not even two months old (but she will be tomorrow!). Right?”
Shawn: “It’s fine.”
Linz: “Fine? Really? Fine?”
Shawn (after looking again): “Well, actually you are a little top heavy.”
(I’m nursing, and beyond health benefits for baby and calories burned, the increase in cup size is a terrific boon of breastfeeding!)
Linz: “”Top heavy? That’s how you try to save yourself? I’ve brought three of your children into this world. Good one.”
Can you tell we’ve been married for seven years? Hope everyone else gets a little more flattery and sweetness from their significant others this Valentine’s Day! Especially if you’ve recently had a baby.